Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
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No, no.
It’s not “female” like “fee-male.”
It’s “female” like “tamale.”
hey yo gurl
u one hot female
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Peterborough Psalter, Opening of Psalm 1, 14th century. Bibliothéque Royal, Brussels, Belgium
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Untitled. Photo by Navid J
look how peaceful it looks just gliding along in the sea you’d never think to look at it that it’s a tERRIFYING ELDRITCH HORROR MADE REAL that motherfucker is an apex predator okay that blood-chilling bastard will rip your shit to pieces without batting a goddamn eyelash you wanna know what can pull itself out onto the beach to chase prey and then muscle itself back into the water no problem? a fucking orca that’s what fuck shamu is what i am saying you wanna name an orca you call it shamurder and you do it with RESPECT damn it because these magnificant fucks did humanity a goddamn solid by living in the sea. (via gyzym)
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